thatonenanre: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: pain-and-missouri: tilthat: TIL a 19 year old man dove 85 feet into the ocean to wrestle an 80 pound octopus with a 9 foot diameter to the surface in a 25 minute epic battle in which he punched the octopus subduing it after it turned red and lunged at him tearing off his […]

skarchomp: skarchomp: skarchomp: the Komodo Dragon is the biggest, strongest, most dangerous apex predator that is physically incapable of looking at all threatening i could conceivably be torn to pieces and eaten alive by these things and my last words would be “lmao”  me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size using […]

i-am-jayde: triplehamburgerjack: rosepetalbath: I’m proud of him He is just fucking great. Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy:  Bad Wild animals who are fat because of humans:  Bad Wild animals who are supposed to be fat:  Good Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival:  Very Good

darnni: girlsopeachy: askinnyblackman: very important orchestra performance. please watch Orchestra: *plays*Crowd: *silent*Dog: *walks on stage*Crowd: *applauds* Dog: *lays down* Crowd: “more applause*