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Choose your space dad

Sensei Dad

– 1000% coach

– Goes to all your sports games

– Encourages you to prove you’re better than all the other space kids (by beating them up)

– Staunchly believes you’re better than all the other space kids

– Always has advice. Always.

– Always has hard lessons too.

Rich Dad

– Always busy with work

– Emotionally distant

– Will provide for all your needs though

– Genuinely wants you to succeed

– Gets excited and brags to other dads when you show ambition

– “That’s my boy/girl”

– Really really really wants you to take over the family business

Dark Dad

– He genuinely gets you

– Papa Wolf

– Doesn’t talk much, not the best with words

– Always supportive

– Right by your side in everything you do

– Troubled past

– Will beat up anyone who dares hurt you

– You’re kind of parenting each other

Flustered Dad

– Is doing his best

– Adores you

– Neat freak who compulsively keeps everything tidy

– Does your laundry

– Dad jokes 24/7

– Can’t be firm or put his foot down, even when he needs to

– Kind of a bitch