Dent's backup for hellpocalypse

black-lodge-gatekeeper:

Joy Division: wears only shirts, walks on foot, one pair of
shoes, hurts all over, sleeps too much or too little, knows no middle ground,
loves when friends cancel plans, was good at school, works at night, too clever
for their own good, eats only one kind of food, hoards books, hates their job,
drinks a lot of tea, „I‘m fine.“

New Order: works 12 hours a day but constantly has no money,
chugging vodka red bull at 2am, huge eye bags, laughing at their own jokes,
very funny, crying quietly at night, wants to live in sweatpants, internally
angry, used to question everything but not anymore, painful smile, has 99
problems they ignore, „I couldn’t give two shits, honestly.“

Depeche Mode: good kid gone bad, leather, always has
cocaine, low-key dramatic, eyeliner, kinky sex, plays hard to get, black
clothes, sunglasses, expensive alcohol, quiet but dangerous, totally not
straight, always up to some mischief, smokes a lot, often bumps into New Order
in a corner shop buying red bull, thinks Spandau Ballet is a wanker, chewing
gum, „(eye roll)“

The Cure: black humour, tight trousers, intensive stare, hair
spray, red lipstick, hidden piercings, laid back, will talk you you about
everything, pan, you don’t know what to think about them, sarcastic 24/7, makes
fun of New Order when New Order is present and points at them, likes to eat
sour things, preferably candy, „Meet me at the graveyard LOL.“

The Smiths: intensive crushes, fresh flowers, clothes two
sizes too big, shy, feels everything too much, ugly crying, often sick, dramatic,
touches hair often, never worked in their lives, wants to be friends with Joy
Division but Joy Division thinks they are stupid, „You just don’t understand.“

The Human League: „squad“, parties every week, monster milkshakes,
seductive, 9 to 5 and then fun, fashun, can dance very well, reads magazines in
bed, high school royalty, drinks coffee and sweet liquors, flirts often, sweet
and innocent, wants to drunk dance with everyone, „You know I love you, right?“

Spandau Ballet: sleek, polite, seductive smile, winking,
corporate job, shiny shoes, hair mousse, beautiful hands, rich, bi, gets
cocaine from Depeche Mode, they don’t „fuck“ they „make love“, cringy
catchphrases, heavy perfume, when they see The Cure walking towards them, they
cross to another side of road, touches lips when you speak to them, „Heyyy. So
what are you doing on Friday?“

Gary Numan: lost all the time, hair gel, likes to hang
around The Cure, all the money they make they will invest in music instruments,
big dreams, hard work, leather jacket, efortlessly elegant, likes horror
movies, reads a lot, can get easily sad, good friend, listens to Kraftwerk, „Have
you heard about this? It’s briliant!“

Pet Shop Boys: comedy talent, likes weird things, parties
like there is no tomorrow, can get very introspective, friendly, looks like
they are trying to get along with everyone but it’s not always true, very
clever, strategic, disciplined, well-spoken, travels a lot, bedroom eyes, „I
know what you mean.“