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tsunade: alright, -spins wheel- neji, choji, female, and naruto are headed to -spins second wheel- the land of coffee left on the pot all day. you are going to protect side character 078. it should be an easy task

group headed there: -starts mission professionally-

naruto: this SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when am i gonna get a REAL MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ? 

-squabble-

finds ornery boy girl

conversation by the fire, suddenly night

boy girl turns out to be side character 078

bad guy ninjas attack next day when they are traveling

bad guy ninja: heh, you could never beat my genjustsu, you guys are all cowards

-argument, fight, flashback, then naruto proclaiming his ninja way-

bad guy: bitch slaps naruto into the abyss, reused frame of hinata dead on the ground, bad guy ninja delivering a long winded conversation about how he’d kill his own guys and probably does so, to show how evil and mean he is ):

bad guy still: then goes on to tell naruto it’s ‘useless’ to keep trying. tells him to give up

naruto: -is fully powered at the generic insult of the enemy- 

wins almost, then almost dies, then some bigger ninja from the leaf village shows up to help him in clever writing to show naruto isn’t perfect 

-several clips of choji eating loudly while anything important is happening-

neji died ten minutes ago but is now back and standing with the group

end sequence, gentle naruto music